Her: (browsing the net) Look, this one is pretty, don't you think?

Him: (doing cross-word puzzle) Aha

Her: (amused) I'm going to pick the most expensive one and you'd have to get it for me...

Him: (looking up, shaking his head) That’s not the right attitude to have. If I were you, I’d be more focused on picking something that I'd look less fat in...you know?