Her: You are acting like a girl.

Him: What? What are you talking about!

Her: Yeah, Girls usually sit down with a whole bowl or a jar full of something and then lick it off, like you are doing.
Him: I'm sitting comfortably on the bed, reading a magazine and I’ve a bottle of peanut butter in my hand - that does not make me a girl. This is not pickle, its peanut butter. If it was a container full of pickles then, may be...Yes, I admit I'm reading your Cosmo, that's only because I can't find my Scientific American...

Her: Nuh uh. You still acting plenty girly. I’ve yet to see a guy to do that…
Him: That’s not true. In case of peanut butters that rule doesn’t apply. Didn’t you see in Meet Joe Black, how Brat Pitt was always going around licking a spoon full of peanut butter? ha! Is Brat Pitt, guy enough for you?
Her: (mumbling) Oh yeah, he’s definitely more of a man than you are…
He: I heard that.